as most of you know i am a newb to the 'hockey scene.' god bless the olympics among other influences. thank you for proving me WRONG when i would say in the past time and time again how much hockey sucks. puck in net? please. there is so much more to it... but hey, at least i have mastered the basics!!
i watch the games on tv. i cheer and yell at the screen from time to time. because lets be honest.. if i scream at the tv loud enough they will hear me. they WILL skate harder, damn you!!
ive been lucky enough to watch a few games. and im sorry. but like most things in my life.. its just far better to go through it with a couple drinks on hand. alcoholic much? no. work hard = play hard. and everyone is just much more friendly when we've all drank a few... or maybe thats just me. i DO recall offering my food to people.. i am THAT filipino woman. must.. feed.. EVERYONE!!!
moral of this story: hockey requires drinks.
you know what else a live game has? different people to watch with. par example, today.. i almost wanted to punch the person sitting in front of the sis. because he looked like someone i know (and dislike.. obvs.) but every time he spoke i would give him my death stare. its a bad look. i dont use it often. but when i do. you will FEEL my eyes burning a hole in your head. anyways, he survived. as did i. but good lord when he stood up on a chair i almost felt inclined to push him. law suit waiting to happen? i was falling and your legs were the only things within reach to hold my fall. myyyyy bad? if only...
hockey games also have.. BABY HOCKEY PLAYERS!! the cutest things since.. well.. imagine something really cute. multiply it by a hundred.. and then maybe youll understand how cute these kids were. awwwwwww baby canucks ftw!!
in short: hockey's not that bad. blahblahblah i can already HEAR people laughing at me as they read this. thats right, kids. marzperez is.. dare i say it.. a hockey fan.
now... someone teach me the actual rules of the game. off side?... excuse you?
