Sunday, April 19, 2009

blame it.

quite the weekend. blame it on the alcohol for realskies. friday night = fabric!! though i really really REALLY do not like that place, i was there 1) for lings bday cuz i bailed on celebs and 2) chelsea wouldnt have it any other way. anyways. so the night started with miss sam lopez picking my ass up at the household. drinks in hand and conversations about the PI and the next thing you know we're figuring out where to park. fast forward sparksnotes version of the clubscene: rounds after rounds, mardi gras beads (pretty sure rob made me caress his chest one too many times. SICK), more drinks, and some dancing inbetween. after the club was the walk back to the car. OH BUT WAIT MY FRIENDS DIDNT GO BACK TO THE CAR. i somehow ended up walking down gastown alone on the phone with sam lopez looking for her. OH RIGHT. we need food. no one tells me the plans. its a good thing i wasnt too drunk to dial a phone. bwahaha.

next day at 11am my batch of ugly calls me. im incredibly hungover. but all in the name of twilight i got up, showered, and was out the door for the hunt. MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED. though i didnt see the gold at the end of the rainbow (that being rpattz and jackson) i did however see a few of the cast members!!
sighting 1 i am an idiot and didnt do proper research. saw a wolf while eating a japadog. saw the wolf. hesitated. got verification by other twilight fans. roho stuffs half of her hot dog in her mouth and we are speed walking LFA style to catch up to him. follow him all the way to yaletown (this is no 5min walk. this is a very long walk/run) we finally catch up to him. OH BUT WAIT. i dont know his name. we think alex? so i go up to him and ask if hes alex NOT THINKING a follow up question for when he said no. later in the day i found out it wasnt alex but it was chaske spencer
i am a dumbass.

sighting 2 me and roho are sitting outside the hotel not where the rest of the ppl are. we are hardcore and sit right outside the lobby doors, yo! so we pass the time by watching the lobby boys break into a company car, watching the twihards, and talking about our weddings when lo and behold i see a hot guy. he had flawless skin and was in a rush to get into the car that was parked in front of where we were sitting. he looked kind of familiar. OH SHIT THATS KELLAN LUTZ. as much time as it took me to realize i see the tween run and scream "KELLAAAAAAAAAAN!!" shit man. i thought i was crazy. OH NO. i am normal. these girls make vancouver people look like idiots. anyways, he goes into his car and is on his way.. lum di dum dum. i was never a fan of him til that moment. he is ridiculously good looking.

sighting 3 i am back on my bench. and am now accompanied by six other people. OH JOY. i see the character, victoria speed walk into the hotel. i wait patiently because we all know she is gonna have to head out eventually. she runs out. shes running late somewhere but is so nice and still took photos. i jumped into one and BAM. got my photo opp. thanks roho for taking my bag as i threw it on you. AHAHHA afterwards we were kindly asked to leave the premises of the hotel. I DONT CURR LIFE IS 60% COMPLETE NOW.

oh! on a pseudo good note. thanks to miss fu went to the cullen house!! its a pretty dope set. didnt see any celebs but still pretty awesome. christy lopez almost had a heart attack when she saw the bright lights. almost as freaky as the teenage twihards. easy kiddo, we dont want to scare them away hahaha.

FUCK LIFE RIGHT NOW THOUGH because robert is at the 100 monkeys concert. right now. and im here. blogging about life. damnit. FUCK LIFE, as linda would say. i just want to give him a hug so i can know first hand that he smells divine... kind of crazy? kind of awesome!

anyways, aside from twilight because i kinda do have a life, i had AYCE with the BP and it was good. who would have thought 3 small asian girls could eat enough for a small family. we WADDLED, not walked, outside of the restaurant and had to walk it off. since we were downtown of course i requested that we did a little walk by the hotel. you know.. just in case. no such luck. all i have to say is that we are fat kids and fat kids unite! at the table we were so full that all of our eyes were half open and it got to the point that we werent even eating. at one point zf had noodles in her mouth.. but only halfway. OH LORD. its okay. blame it on the alcohol. went home afterwards to do some laundry. OH THE LAUNDRY. its been a couple months. thats gross. gross cuz i havent done it in a couple months and gross that i have that much clothing. SIICK.

i am "doubly" better than all of you bitches. roho said so. bwahahaha. oh. and if you cant eat it then you might as well play with it.. im referring to food, of course.

okay. thats all. the cast leaves this week. sadface indeed. what will i do now with my days/evenings off? i guess figure out what you suckkas are doing.. and then write about it.. ya. that sounds pretty good =P