guns dont kill people..

.... lasers do. bwahahahah!! major laser cd. music educate THAT!!

i watched knocked up. started to cry. and then i laughed really hard at myself. im an idiot.

the malls are busy. even at 845pm on a wednesday night. what the deuce is that? anything to avoid this heat wave we're experiencing i guess. but i must say, that it makes me mad. because then little fuckers walk around in my store. touching things. unfolding sweatfleece. AND BUYING NOTHING. makes me mad. more so because i have to clean up their dirty trail of clothing. my shits expensive, NO TOUCHY.

i hope to catch the last fireworks show.. but at the same time, i dont care nearly as much as i did a few weeks back. funny that.

toby comes back in 11 days! toby comes back in 11 days!! yayyyyyyy!!! no. im not excited. not at all.

we hate kstew. she acts like a junkie going through withdrawl. we love taylor. hes so perfect. maria.. hes17hes17hes17... DAMNIT!!!

if taylor swift ever came to vancouver, i would totally go to her concert. sans hesitation.

OH! so lmfao concert = pretty badass. aside from the fact that i was absolutely trashed, the music was good!! so party time!! hahaha crazy mad orgy-esque vip table. bunch of oldie hawns and 45yr old male 'bachelors.' with their 400 dollah champaigne. and the c--t skirts. close your legs i can see your vag. ohhh and the whores. i clearly wasnt skank enough for the lmfao concert. i didnt know one of the requirements to enter the building was to wear no clothes. a girl showed up in her bikini. it was leopard print. and she had lioness hair. WHAT THE FUCK.

thanks famjam for the goodtimes!! hehehe next up? YOTEEEEEE!!!

its long weekend. its payday on friday. what a dangerous combo. i dont know what to do with myself.

drink all day. play all night.

LMFAO TOMORROW!!! gonna be siiiick!! hahah too bad i am not very familiar with their songs. whatever. party with the famjam, wheeeeeeee!!

am still looking for someone to watch jason mraz with. inquire within.

update: rehearsals start next week. but that does that mean theyre in vancouver next week?? where are my sources!! PEOPLE I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER!!!!!!!! must. find. rpattz!!

had a convo with xian. why do people cheat? why oh god why are people so selfish? sometimes i wonder why people do what they do.

its. too. HOT OUTSIDE!!! sleeping in the basement. not cold enough. drinking too much water and ultimately having to go pee all the time. this is ridiculous the amount of times i have to get my ass out of bed to urinate. gahhhd!!

baby shower baby shower baby shower!!!!!!!!!!! im so excited. it will be the MOTHER of all baby showers. like the dreams says, 'these bitches aint got shit on mee'.. and when i say 'me' i really mean HER.

three day weekend OVER. must admit. got bored on the third day. thankfully, i have you suckas to entertain me. thanks for the dins!!

ive exceeded my visa limit again. i need to quit being so generous with my money. the way i see it, you will all pay me back some way.. some how.. hahaha

my inner twi hard is emerging. its a whole different side of maria crazy. wheres my street team!!!! (coughcough liislindasam)

dealt with my drama. am ready to focus on other things. like babies. and twilight. mmmm energy being used for things more promising. yeaaahhh!! =)

just a small town girl

i live in the suburbs. sometimes i hate it because theres nothing to do. these days, i embrace the silence.

been sleeping in the basement due to excessive warmth at 7am. now i cant seem to get my ass out of bed. memory foam, i love you.

three day weekend. what is a girl to do? its times like this when i wish i made a mini trip to like.. vegas or something. ohhh life.

i am officially out of my funk. muchos gracias to those that had to deal with my constant banter about how i felt my life sucked.

someone or something needs to inspire me fast. am running out of things to say. where is my inspiration, damnit!!

visited my first baby registry at babies r us. twas quite the trip. usually i leave this up to my parents because they are the ones who usually pay for the baby gifts. nope. this one is up to me.. and whoever wants to participate in what will be an awesome gift. one more month, guys!!! totally excited to meet baby lopez =)

miley cyrus to appear in the next sex and the city movie. thoughts? im not sure really. i think shes a cute kid. but to be real, i would have much rather they put someone more fabulous. like gaga.

twilight twilight twilight. i spent most of my evening yesterday watching the comic con videos on youtube. im a geek. i dont care what you think!!

beaching tomorrow. going to achieve the ultimate form of golden that i possibly can. too bad i havent quite achieved the rockin bod that i know i can!! (bahahahahahahah who are we kidding)

gossiping is not good, friends. sometimes we need to keep our mouths shut. and im learning that i should. except when in this blog. you enter at your own risk.

janice yuen: i would never leave you for 007.. even for... well.. ya. hahahaha =)

let me buy you a couple of rounds..

ode to sebastian, the dinosaur... ya you know it. DINOSAUR. hahahaha we can put you in the plants, the sweatfleece, THE CASHDESK!! oh myyy!!!! my fave: front window, baby. hahaha and in case you didnt know.. sebass is my friend, saghi's, pet dinosaur. yes. hes real. and yes. hes plastic.

nothing beats the beach and drinking. yesterday was goodtimes. 12hrs of drinking. pretty sure i almost died.. and then i took a nap. props, mes amies. props. "ooh! he looks cute! KISS THAT ONE!!"

am blogging quickly because its time to get my drink on with mes amies. only for you chels - ONE NIGHT ONLY. and happy bday my LB frind. little bitches UNITE! ive a feeling its gonna be another one of those weekends.

I HAVE NEXT WEEKEND OFF I HAVE NEXT WEEKEND OFF I HAVE NEXT WEEKEND OFF!! what am i gonna do with all my time? wednesday is usually the new sunday in my world but noooooooooo sir!! SUNDAY IS SUNDAY!!! its been a while since ive had a weekend.. a real one. it feels good.

patron tequila me and my mami sitas.. whatever the fuck. seriously. PCD wannabes!! "hush hush" ya diig?

oh, and PS - just because we're corporately sold out of tna sweatfleece XL in citronella dont think that i cant hit you with XXS tile blue!!

someone plan a bbq. im craving smoked meat. and pasta salad. and ROCKBAND. ooh weeee oooh!!

.... by the end of the night im gonna have you soo f-cked up =)

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oh lord. promised to blog post clubbing. ran into a friend of a friend of a friend of mine. he reads my blog. pretty sure i almost died of laughter. the good kind. THANKS, MATT. you are too cool for school.

so wtf. i was supposed to go to shine and party with my NBBY girls. as i head out to leave i get a txt saying they were too drunk so they left. what the deuce. bien i owe you one dosa. on a monday. hahahaha hope it was a good time! sorry i left too late =(

THE POLICE ARE OUT TO GET ME. needed gatorade on the asap level. because.. well.. because im a selfish bastard that had to drink.. and then sobered up and drove. but a selfish bastard none the less. so i went to grab me and the anak some gatorade. THERES POLICE THERE. fuck my life. must be stealth. miade it out alive. i live to drive another day.

blogging. drinking like a 2yr old. shiet. you all better appreciate this. i do this for ANNE NACAUILI!! MAD SHOUT OUT!!! hahahah... happy? yayyers.

i have a vague recollection of NO TMZ OKAY!!!!!!!!!!... why oh why do i let this happen. why is vancouver so small? WHY ARE MY GUY FRIENDS ASHAMED OF ME!!!!! im sorry i ruin your game. hehehe. i heart you!!! but really.. stop running away from me. i need cockblock, thank you!

umm THANKS FOR NOT SAYING HELLO. no, sam. we are NOT going to be those children that are like "omg ive been waiting to say hi to you all night and now that i am i just wanted to say hi." boy pleaaaaaaaase. future fashion guru or NOT i am still better than you.

wanted to stalk zac efron tonight. decided not to. his pretty hair can wait a weekend.

okay. am working in a few hours. need to catch sleep. need to remind myself that my job is a place of solitude and that i dont want to kick myself in the face every time i sell a sweater. must remember that theres a plan for me. must remember that at the end of the day, they kinda like me there.... VOMIT.

buttered popcorn and coke.

still unsure how i feel about harry potter movie. promised to blog. but still uncertain. kinda liked it. kinda disappointed. wished there were fight scenes but loved the subtle hints to a hermione and ron relationship (i love them!) it was most def a good lead up to what i hope will be a fantastic 7 and 8th movie.

i hate ginny weasley. even in the books. i find her character annoying. "ooh look im shy and i love my brothers bff." go away. your face irritates me. AND your hair is too strait. borderline asian straight. white people need bounce in their hair. its unnatural without. amen to hermione and her hair.. oh so full of body. props.

who is the better male counterpart? harry or ron?? i prefer a ron.

there needed to be more of that ryan phillape look a like character in the movie. i gasped a litte every time he was on the screen. so much pretty. too bad he had to play the fantastic asshole character. i hope he makes it big in the US. so i can see more. bow chica bow wowwwww.

luna lovegood is a crazy. i one day hope to have a friend that random. but would prefer if that friend dressed better.. and didnt wear creepy glasses. vanity at its finest.

thanks batch for being my date tonight! teehee.. and for not judging me when i almost.. ALMOST ate another slice of pizza. muwhahah

harry, hermione, and ron remind me of the quote unquote, "tripod." i miss them sometimes. i miss watching movies or tv together on the individual couches!! i miss guy talk!! le sigh.. but i'll never tell them that to their face. no need to get their inflated heads even more inflated.

would have been smart if new moon trailor was in the HP previews.. mind you, they dont need more publicity its gonna be intense for life come november.. but then again, they hit the same demographic. bad PR!!

on a completely unrelated harry potter reference, am currently obsessed with "you belong with me" - taylor swift she can do no wrong, i tell you. she wears high heels i wear sneakers

make it raiiiiiiiiiiiiin!!

dear saghi, you are one of the coolest chicks ive ever met. your style is my steelo. one day i hope to be juuuuuuuust like you... now lets go throw some dollah dollah bills y'all in the ayer and make it raiiiiiiiiiiiin!!!

current thought bubble: is it legit to be fired because of what your boss read/saw on facebook?!?! manager wants to start reading my blogs (because lets face it, im fucking hilarious) but am hesitant to link her because she may not like the shit i write about, especially about work. limited profile the peoples? well then why have her as a friend. this is my outlet. my blog is the shit bananas to me. its what i think without hesitations and YES some of the things i say are a bit unorthodox but hey. thats why blogs = my thoughts = very much uncensored, thank you. freedom of speech. its all i have. oh work. you can take away my evenings and weekends but so shall it be written so shall it be done you WILL NOT take away my blogging!!!!! hahahahahahdjfkjdkfa =)

the bp and our game. its a lifestyle really. a lifestyle that has thus coined us the nickname, "barstars." drink all day. play all night. good job, ladies. a fine weekend. welcome back, queen bee. your gretchen weiner has most certainly missed your crazy antics.

am currently txting while blogging. a faux pas. no one is allowed to interrupt my thought process. have already hung up on two phone calls. must FOCUS!!!!


HARRY POTTER TOMORROW. HARRY POTTER TOMORROW. HARRY POTTER IN T MINUS 25HRS. so excited. something about the british. something about accents really. and HELLO freddie stroma. my new crush. rpattz WHO? i kid i kid no one can replace him. but seriously. a fresh face who kind of reminds me of ryan philippe. OHHHHHHHHHH MAN. i heart celebrities. i heart eye candy. we all know im a sucker for pretty faces. its almost a complex i have. insert giddy school girl laughter. i dont care what you think. you tell me that this picture does not make you smile. even a little bit!!

which reminds me, zac effron is in vancouver filming a movie. must find him. WILL find him. im determined. my energy will be used to not only find josh jackson but zac effron too now!! ive got my work cut out for me. once again i ask the powers that be (that being youuuuuuu!!) to HELP ME FIND THEM!!!!!!!!!!! insider information please. holla at yo giiiiiirl.

for now, hp > twilight.

saw my cousins house for the first time this weekend. its a block away from english bay. needless to say i will be crashing on that couch time and time again.. HUZZAH!! i kid i kid.. but seriously. his place is totally boss.

would very much appreciate a cupcake from cupcakes right now. or tomorrow.. or maybe thursday. already planning my day off. naturally it includes me sleeping. and obviously if weather permits, it will be near a body of water of some sort. so excited.

you know what else im excited for? friday. why? because its shine. oh shine. we love shine. the music. the people. the alcohol. oh the drink. they make them with love. SO LOVING i tell you. one DLI and a red dragon and im good to go. gladiators and a dress. eff my life to themed parties.

i am a sucker for cheap teenage pop culture. they have no lyrical or educational merit. its candy for my brain. and i have a mad hardcore sweet tooth. OOH MAN that was lame. but seriously.. must find the US weekly with rpattz on it. 7 posters!! SEVEN!!! sweet jeebus how old am i????!!!

anne ate my lunch for tomorrow today. why? i dont know. she likes to think that whatever is on the counter is fair game. its funny to her. its kinda funny to me. watch yourself, anak, because one of these days i WILL throw a tna classic fit sweatfleece XL in citronella at you. yeaaaaaaaaa sucka.

negativity and sarcasm. my two new best friends.

birthday sex.

happy birthday to the sis and anne nacauili!!!

so this is what i figure. i should continue to write my fb blogs and just copy and paste to my blogspot blogs. make sense? back by populaire demand insert the useless rants of me. on facebook. for your reading pleasure. what is the point of a blog if 1) no one reads them and 2) no one comments on them. then its just pointless shit out in the internet universe. and im worth reading. ahahahhahha!!

am currently feeling that "hush hush" song by PCD. must admit, their doll domination cd is pretty boss.

sleeping all day is great. it was a gradual progression from bed - park - couch. haha

watched more sex and the city. i can understand why most women relate to this show. it reveals all dynamics of the female mind wrapped up in bubble gum plastic. which character can you best relate to?

OH MAN. slurpees are freaking DElicious. had my first one of the summer today and i must say. so divine. so freaking divine. and theyre so cheap!! i used to think they were expensive.. theyre $1.36 roughly. mind you, i was an unemployed brat when thought this.. oh life.

so ive been trying to cut back on the juice. and by juice i mean alcohol. it came as a huge surprise at a bbq earlier this evening. everyone had a different version of SHOCKED on their face. is it such a surprise?? hmmm.. i really am the drunk bride. either way, i succumbed to the peer pressure and drank some wine. and then i got kinda drunk. and then i had to stop drinking cuz i was going to be really drunk had i finished that glass. now i just have a very unpleasant headache. damn you, wine. damn you.

on that note, wine drunk is far different from hard liquor drunk. i feel more enlightened when i drink wine. from a glass, no less.

i am not looking forward to a work infested weekend. especially when the weather is supposed to be 25 plus. its times like these when i wish i had my weekends. or at least two consecutive days off!!!! rage anger rage.

'NO TMZ, okayyyyyyy??' pure genious.

by your side.

no one said that life would be easy. no one said that getting what you deserved would be a walk in the park. if i had a penny for every time i heard someone say, "life sucks" i would be a bajillionaire. ya.. BAJILLionaire.

we live in a very tough world and sometimes we forget that despite all the bad, IT COULD BE WORSE. for instance, im currently bitching and complaining about how my current occupation is nothing short of an embarrassment considering i have a degree. i complain about how its taking them 4839843 years to promote me to a position that we've discussed months and months ago. why is it taking ten years past forever? idk either. but im still going to work towards it. its discouraging and sometimes i do want to give up but i wont. as i said before, no one said life was easy. besides, it could be worse: i could have no job. i could be a worker who isnt even being considered for any type of position or promotion. ergo.. THERE IS A BRIGHT SIDE TO EVERYTHING.

"damned if you do damned if you dont." a friend mentioned that to me earlier today and i must say that it got me thinking. its hard to participate in something when knowing the outcome will always "damn" you. whats his solution? just dont do anything. and i guess after all the negative reinforcement that hes received while trying to do right would bring forth that type of attitude BUUUUT!! sometimes i wonder.. wouldnt you rather be the person that kept on giving because its the right thing to do than be the person who quit because life got too hard?!?!

so whats the moral of the story? coach whitey from oth said it best, "So don't be afraid to make mistakes, to stumble and fall, cause most of the time, the greatest rewards come from doing the things that scare you the most. Maybe you'll get everything you wish for. Maybe you'll get more than you ever could have imagined. Who knows where life will take you. The road is long and in the end, the journey is the destination."

on that note, congrats robert, to your new baby girl!!! cant wait to meet her. i hear shes beautiful =)

untouched.

ive always been a guys girl. you know. the girl thats one of the guys. thats code for, the girl that never cared how she looked. and sometimes i love it. but as of lately ive just enjoyed being a girl! hehe! i actually think about what im going to wear. i paint my nails. and i take extra care of my skin!! its brilliant. right now my bathroom smells like a freaking day spa thanks to the various cleansing products i just used!! hehe now i understand why girls take an hour in the washroom. no lie, my skin is softer than a baby's bottom.

am i a doormat for people who intimidate me. yes. i am afraid of people. not a lot of people. oh but there are people i fear. fear of them judging me (which is funny considering im usually the one doing all the judging!) i stumble on my words. i laugh out of nervousness. hmms.. old habits die hard.

there are these girls that shop at my store on the regular. i call them the trio. they all look the same: long and lean, sleek hair, tight jeans, and decked out as if theyre going to the clubs. ya. you know those girls.. THOSE girls. they make me laugh. although i really cant say theyre terrible people. i dont know them. for all i know they could have a PhD in molecular biology... or theyre high school graduates who live off their drug dealer boyfriends. moral of the story, they are pretty girls. but they are not special. in our younger years we try to fit in and wear what everyone else is wearing. well, over time ive learned that different is good. DIFFERENT is special.

i hate day two. ladies, you know whats up.

oh, happy canada day. sadly i had to work. missed out on all the fun in downtown vancouver. heard there were parades. heard there was a lot of weed passed around too. i kinda wished i got off my lazy ass and watched the fireworks. then again, celebration of lights is less than a month away. seen one fireworks show - seen them all.

its been decided that i need a new cell phone. i dropped mine again when i got out of my car. and by car i mean truck. and by drop i mean a very far distance. i jump when i have to enter my vehicle. sad, but true.

i seem to have forgot that i have unopened bills on my desk. my bills need to be paid by friday. damn. imagine how id do with a mortgage. FUCK LIFE. ive forgotten to pay once again for my MSP. someone really needs to remind me...