Sunday, November 14, 2010

PornStar.

Have a great time, pour yourself a shot girl
Chase it with a lime, now you feeling like a hot girl


this is what everyone needs to understand: once youve dealt with the drama.. YOU WILL LAUGH at the drama. im slowly starting to laugh again.. slowly. but. like classic maria, i will dwell on the drama until it consumes my life before i laugh about it. give me two more weeks, friends. im working on it.

my guy friends are the best. i had some bromance this week on two seperate occasions and not gonna lie.. it was needed. i consider this weekend as part of my ongoing field study of the male species. in order to really understand the man, one has to be one of the guys. i tuned out some of the conversation because tbh all the talk about basketball is boring.

enclosed.. my findings:

- guys have feelings. wait, WHAT?!?!? ya. apparently they do!
- guys have trouble putting into words their feelings but once they do, its actually pretty dope
- guys change the topic.. but not quickly enough. girls are far more ADD. hence why i check in and out of convo topics.
- guys dont wait for each other to speak.. they speak over each other! --- rude!!
- guys talk about sex. a lot. yes this is obvious and YES its gross. and kind of awesome.
- when talking about girls, guys are BRUTALLY honest. ladies, WATCH YOURSELF.
- not all guys are assholes. some of them actually do things with the best intentions.
- guys really think girls are crazy. like really.
- guys put their cellphones on the table - YES!!!!!!!!!!!
- guys need girls just as much as girls need guys. not just in relationships. but just to understand the other side.

emphasis on the FEELINGS. funny that. didnt know there were guys that actually feel bad when they screw over a girl. HMMMMMMMMM....

FYI: i am watching harry potter. midnight showing. WHOS DOWN!!!!!!!!!

for your listening pleasure..