guns dont kill people..

.... lasers do. bwahahahah!! major laser cd. music educate THAT!!

i watched knocked up. started to cry. and then i laughed really hard at myself. im an idiot.

the malls are busy. even at 845pm on a wednesday night. what the deuce is that? anything to avoid this heat wave we're experiencing i guess. but i must say, that it makes me mad. because then little fuckers walk around in my store. touching things. unfolding sweatfleece. AND BUYING NOTHING. makes me mad. more so because i have to clean up their dirty trail of clothing. my shits expensive, NO TOUCHY.

i hope to catch the last fireworks show.. but at the same time, i dont care nearly as much as i did a few weeks back. funny that.

toby comes back in 11 days! toby comes back in 11 days!! yayyyyyyy!!! no. im not excited. not at all.

we hate kstew. she acts like a junkie going through withdrawl. we love taylor. hes so perfect. maria.. hes17hes17hes17... DAMNIT!!!

if taylor swift ever came to vancouver, i would totally go to her concert. sans hesitation.

OH! so lmfao concert = pretty badass. aside from the fact that i was absolutely trashed, the music was good!! so party time!! hahaha crazy mad orgy-esque vip table. bunch of oldie hawns and 45yr old male 'bachelors.' with their 400 dollah champaigne. and the c--t skirts. close your legs i can see your vag. ohhh and the whores. i clearly wasnt skank enough for the lmfao concert. i didnt know one of the requirements to enter the building was to wear no clothes. a girl showed up in her bikini. it was leopard print. and she had lioness hair. WHAT THE FUCK.

thanks famjam for the goodtimes!! hehehe next up? YOTEEEEEE!!!

its long weekend. its payday on friday. what a dangerous combo. i dont know what to do with myself.

drink all day. play all night.

LMFAO TOMORROW!!! gonna be siiiick!! hahah too bad i am not very familiar with their songs. whatever. party with the famjam, wheeeeeeee!!

am still looking for someone to watch jason mraz with. inquire within.

update: rehearsals start next week. but that does that mean theyre in vancouver next week?? where are my sources!! PEOPLE I NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER!!!!!!!! must. find. rpattz!!

had a convo with xian. why do people cheat? why oh god why are people so selfish? sometimes i wonder why people do what they do.

its. too. HOT OUTSIDE!!! sleeping in the basement. not cold enough. drinking too much water and ultimately having to go pee all the time. this is ridiculous the amount of times i have to get my ass out of bed to urinate. gahhhd!!

baby shower baby shower baby shower!!!!!!!!!!! im so excited. it will be the MOTHER of all baby showers. like the dreams says, 'these bitches aint got shit on mee'.. and when i say 'me' i really mean HER.

three day weekend OVER. must admit. got bored on the third day. thankfully, i have you suckas to entertain me. thanks for the dins!!

ive exceeded my visa limit again. i need to quit being so generous with my money. the way i see it, you will all pay me back some way.. some how.. hahaha

my inner twi hard is emerging. its a whole different side of maria crazy. wheres my street team!!!! (coughcough liislindasam)

dealt with my drama. am ready to focus on other things. like babies. and twilight. mmmm energy being used for things more promising. yeaaahhh!! =)

just a small town girl

i live in the suburbs. sometimes i hate it because theres nothing to do. these days, i embrace the silence.

been sleeping in the basement due to excessive warmth at 7am. now i cant seem to get my ass out of bed. memory foam, i love you.

three day weekend. what is a girl to do? its times like this when i wish i made a mini trip to like.. vegas or something. ohhh life.

i am officially out of my funk. muchos gracias to those that had to deal with my constant banter about how i felt my life sucked.

someone or something needs to inspire me fast. am running out of things to say. where is my inspiration, damnit!!

visited my first baby registry at babies r us. twas quite the trip. usually i leave this up to my parents because they are the ones who usually pay for the baby gifts. nope. this one is up to me.. and whoever wants to participate in what will be an awesome gift. one more month, guys!!! totally excited to meet baby lopez =)

miley cyrus to appear in the next sex and the city movie. thoughts? im not sure really. i think shes a cute kid. but to be real, i would have much rather they put someone more fabulous. like gaga.

twilight twilight twilight. i spent most of my evening yesterday watching the comic con videos on youtube. im a geek. i dont care what you think!!

beaching tomorrow. going to achieve the ultimate form of golden that i possibly can. too bad i havent quite achieved the rockin bod that i know i can!! (bahahahahahahah who are we kidding)

gossiping is not good, friends. sometimes we need to keep our mouths shut. and im learning that i should. except when in this blog. you enter at your own risk.

janice yuen: i would never leave you for 007.. even for... well.. ya. hahahaha =)

let me buy you a couple of rounds..

ode to sebastian, the dinosaur... ya you know it. DINOSAUR. hahahaha we can put you in the plants, the sweatfleece, THE CASHDESK!! oh myyy!!!! my fave: front window, baby. hahaha and in case you didnt know.. sebass is my friend, saghi's, pet dinosaur. yes. hes real. and yes. hes plastic.

nothing beats the beach and drinking. yesterday was goodtimes. 12hrs of drinking. pretty sure i almost died.. and then i took a nap. props, mes amies. props. "ooh! he looks cute! KISS THAT ONE!!"

am blogging quickly because its time to get my drink on with mes amies. only for you chels - ONE NIGHT ONLY. and happy bday my LB frind. little bitches UNITE! ive a feeling its gonna be another one of those weekends.

I HAVE NEXT WEEKEND OFF I HAVE NEXT WEEKEND OFF I HAVE NEXT WEEKEND OFF!! what am i gonna do with all my time? wednesday is usually the new sunday in my world but noooooooooo sir!! SUNDAY IS SUNDAY!!! its been a while since ive had a weekend.. a real one. it feels good.

patron tequila me and my mami sitas.. whatever the fuck. seriously. PCD wannabes!! "hush hush" ya diig?

oh, and PS - just because we're corporately sold out of tna sweatfleece XL in citronella dont think that i cant hit you with XXS tile blue!!

someone plan a bbq. im craving smoked meat. and pasta salad. and ROCKBAND. ooh weeee oooh!!

.... by the end of the night im gonna have you soo f-cked up =)

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oh lord. promised to blog post clubbing. ran into a friend of a friend of a friend of mine. he reads my blog. pretty sure i almost died of laughter. the good kind. THANKS, MATT. you are too cool for school.

so wtf. i was supposed to go to shine and party with my NBBY girls. as i head out to leave i get a txt saying they were too drunk so they left. what the deuce. bien i owe you one dosa. on a monday. hahahaha hope it was a good time! sorry i left too late =(

THE POLICE ARE OUT TO GET ME. needed gatorade on the asap level. because.. well.. because im a selfish bastard that had to drink.. and then sobered up and drove. but a selfish bastard none the less. so i went to grab me and the anak some gatorade. THERES POLICE THERE. fuck my life. must be stealth. miade it out alive. i live to drive another day.

blogging. drinking like a 2yr old. shiet. you all better appreciate this. i do this for ANNE NACAUILI!! MAD SHOUT OUT!!! hahahah... happy? yayyers.

i have a vague recollection of NO TMZ OKAY!!!!!!!!!!... why oh why do i let this happen. why is vancouver so small? WHY ARE MY GUY FRIENDS ASHAMED OF ME!!!!! im sorry i ruin your game. hehehe. i heart you!!! but really.. stop running away from me. i need cockblock, thank you!

umm THANKS FOR NOT SAYING HELLO. no, sam. we are NOT going to be those children that are like "omg ive been waiting to say hi to you all night and now that i am i just wanted to say hi." boy pleaaaaaaaase. future fashion guru or NOT i am still better than you.

wanted to stalk zac efron tonight. decided not to. his pretty hair can wait a weekend.

okay. am working in a few hours. need to catch sleep. need to remind myself that my job is a place of solitude and that i dont want to kick myself in the face every time i sell a sweater. must remember that theres a plan for me. must remember that at the end of the day, they kinda like me there.... VOMIT.

buttered popcorn and coke.

still unsure how i feel about harry potter movie. promised to blog. but still uncertain. kinda liked it. kinda disappointed. wished there were fight scenes but loved the subtle hints to a hermione and ron relationship (i love them!) it was most def a good lead up to what i hope will be a fantastic 7 and 8th movie.

i hate ginny weasley. even in the books. i find her character annoying. "ooh look im shy and i love my brothers bff." go away. your face irritates me. AND your hair is too strait. borderline asian straight. white people need bounce in their hair. its unnatural without. amen to hermione and her hair.. oh so full of body. props.

who is the better male counterpart? harry or ron?? i prefer a ron.

there needed to be more of that ryan phillape look a like character in the movie. i gasped a litte every time he was on the screen. so much pretty. too bad he had to play the fantastic asshole character. i hope he makes it big in the US. so i can see more. bow chica bow wowwwww.

luna lovegood is a crazy. i one day hope to have a friend that random. but would prefer if that friend dressed better.. and didnt wear creepy glasses. vanity at its finest.

thanks batch for being my date tonight! teehee.. and for not judging me when i almost.. ALMOST ate another slice of pizza. muwhahah

harry, hermione, and ron remind me of the quote unquote, "tripod." i miss them sometimes. i miss watching movies or tv together on the individual couches!! i miss guy talk!! le sigh.. but i'll never tell them that to their face. no need to get their inflated heads even more inflated.

would have been smart if new moon trailor was in the HP previews.. mind you, they dont need more publicity its gonna be intense for life come november.. but then again, they hit the same demographic. bad PR!!

on a completely unrelated harry potter reference, am currently obsessed with "you belong with me" - taylor swift she can do no wrong, i tell you. she wears high heels i wear sneakers