twilight twihard throwback!

now in all seriousness.. who will watch the final twilight movie with me!!

cure for the common cold?

so I had a conversation with a customer on the phone and he noticed that i was sick. When he was a young buck fighting the war, he learned of a remedy from a Russian lady..

hot vodka, honey, and lemon.

 needless to say i have tried this. and though i don't think I'll be completely healed tomorrow i am feeling damn good tonight!

can I get a refill?

i feel like the girl at the bar who's been there too long. - story of my LIFE.